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(Church bells ringing)

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The damage, it seems,
is not too extensive, my lord, but...

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No buts, Bunter.

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Thank Providence we're in one piece
and so close to civilisation.

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- As you say, my lord.
- Nice and brisk, then, my old Sergeant.

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Left. Left. Left, right. Left.

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(Wind howling)

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- Sitting up, is he, Mrs Tebbutt?
- And taking notice.

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Thank the Lord. The Vicar's with him now.

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But he's been ever so bad.

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They do say Lady Thorpe's <i>terrible</i> bad.
Dr Baines has been up twice today, I hear.

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Spanish influenza!

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They can call it what they like.

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If you want <i>my</i> opinion, Ezra,

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that's a visitation for our sinful ways.

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Oh, I wouldn't go so far.

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Your Jack's no great sinner,
and Lady Thorpe's the kindest soul alive.

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He's doing splendidly, Mrs Tebbutt!

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He'll be up and about in no time.

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Ah, good evening, Ezra. I'm only sorry
that he won't be fit to ring for us tonight.

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(Door opens)

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Oh...what-ho!

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(Blows out)
Seasonable for the time of the year - what?

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- It's no weather to be walking abroad.
- Oh, not intentional, I assure you.

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Good evening. Could we have
two large whiskies, if you please, with hot water?

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- What about you, Vicar?
- That's extremely kind of you, sir, but...

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- To keep out the cold.
- Well, put like that,

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perhaps a small cherry brandy.

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Splendid! The old car decided
to run off the road about half a mile back.

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Oh, forgive me. My name is Wimsey, by the way.
Peter Wimsey.

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Venables. Theodore Venables.
I'm the incumbent here.

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- And this is my man, Bunter.
- Oh, how do you do?

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- How do you do, sir?
- And this is Ezra Wilderspin, our blacksmith.

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A valued and respected member
of the community.

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- Mr Wilderspin. What'll you have?
- Oh, a pint of bitter, if it's all the same to you, sir.

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And a cherry brandy, if you please,
and a pint of bitter.

37
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Well, I feel rather like Ulysses,
come to port after much storm and peril!

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Did you hear, Mrs Tebbutt?
The gentleman's car ran off the road.

39
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In <i>this</i> weather, I'm not surprised.

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Stuck nose-down in a snowdrift.
In fact, I was wondering, Mrs erm...

41
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- Tebbutt.
- ..if you could possibly put us up for the night.

42
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Oh, I'm that sorry, sir, but my husband's ill,

43
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and, not taking guests, anyway,

44
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I don't rightly think I could manage.

45
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No, no, no, of course not. Well, I'm sorry
about your husband. Nothing serious, I hope.

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- Spanish influenza.
- Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

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A lot of it about. Yes, a perfect curse.

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But he's over the worst.
He's making excellent progress.

49
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I'm delighted to hear it.

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Will you take something yourself, Mrs Tebbutt?

51
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No, thank you very much.

52
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Well, may I wish you all a very happy New Year?

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ALL: Happy New Year.

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That'll be three and elevenpence.

55
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Yes, of course.

56
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Yes, there we are. That'll be all right.

57
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I say! What a splendid fire!

58
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Excuse me. Well, that still leaves us
in a bit of a hole, Bunter - what?

59
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- It does indeed, my lord.
- (Gasps)

60
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<i>Lord</i> Peter Wimsey? I <i>knew</i> I knew the name.

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Mrs Tebbutt, we are entertaining a celebrity.

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- Is that so, Vicar?
- It is, indeed!

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Lord Peter
has written a most scholarly monograph.

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Notes On The Collection Of Incunabula.

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Now, don't tell me you've read it?

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- Indeed, indeed!
<i>- Well, I'll be dashed!</i>

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I'm a book collector myself.

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I fear that my library is rather limited,

69
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but I have an addition
of the Gospel of Nicodemus,

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<i>which I think would interest you.</i>

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Dear me! How delightful, meeting you like this!

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We shall be able to exchange impressions.

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Well, much as I would like to, I'm afraid...

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Ah, but you're staying at the rectory.
No question. There's nowhere else.

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And please, believe me -
I was going to invite you before.

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- Then we accept gratefully. Don't we, Bunter?
- Very much so, my lord.

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And don't worry about your car -
Mr Ashton's horses will pull it out in the morning.

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Ezra is quite the motor mechanic, too.

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Oh, I say! Well, that's no end civil of you.

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I don't imagine, Lord Peter, that you've
ever been to Fenchurch St Paul before.

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Yes, yes, once. Oh, about 20 years ago now.
I came here to a wedding, just before the war.

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Then you remember my church?

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Oh, clearly. One of the finest in the Fens.
All transitional, I think.

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Except one of the windows
at the end of the north aisle.

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That's late perpendicular.
And, though I say it myself,

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we have a really noble ring of bells.

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<i>- Few finer in the county.</i>
- Will you be ringing in the New Year?

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Not merely that, but we are aiming for a record.

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No less than 15,840 Kent Treble Bob Majors.

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- Bless my soul.
- Oh, I say! That'll take a bit of time.

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Nine hours. And what is more,
but for the little help that I can give,

92
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we shall be obliged to ring the whole peal
with only eight ringers.

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It's this terrible influenza.
Four of our best men are laid low.

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(Engine rumbling)
- There's the bus from Leamholt.

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It seems to me you'll have your work cut out.

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Oh, it will be exhausting!

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But what a triumph if we succeed!

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There are tablets in the belfry commemorating
all the famous peals of former times,

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but it's many years since we added a new one.

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Will.

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- What is it, Will?
MRS TEBBUTT: <i>What is it, he asks!</i>

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Spanish influenza - that's what.

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Same as my poor Jack.

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Come you on, Will. Get this inside you.

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(Sighs) I know I...

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I've been feeling a bit queer all day, but...

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on the bus just now, coming back from Leamholt,
I come over something terrible.

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So much for vaulting ambition.

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- One of your eight ringers?
- Yes.

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But we mustn't think about that.
We must get poor Will home to bed.

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<i>Can I be of some assistance, Vicar?</i>

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That's very good of you, Mr Bunter.
My car is outside.

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If we could just get him into it...

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WIMSEY:
Come on, old lad! We'll give you a hand.

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We can go on to the rectory
after we've got poor Will home.

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Splendid.

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We'll get him straight home to Mary, Mrs Tebbutt.

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- Over there, in my bunk.
- Are you sure, Jim?

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- It's the only warm room in the place.
- They're damp, these cottages, ever so damp.

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There we go.

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Down you go, Will, lad.

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By Jove! You've obviously had experience
heaving weights about - what?

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Aye. The sea's a hard master,
but a thorough one.

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Ah, yes, I should have known.
Royal Navy, are you, Mr...?

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- Nothing so grand.
- Forgive me.

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Jim Thoday, Will's brother.
Jim is a <i>merchant</i> seaman.

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Enjoying Christmas leave, Mr...

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<i>- Wimsey.</i>
VENABLES: Lord Peter Wimsey.

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And this is Mr Bunter.

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- How do you do?
- They've been very helpful with Will.

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- Very grateful.
- Lord Peter Wimsey?

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That's right. Er...<i>Mrs</i> Thoday, is it?

133
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I might forget a face,
but I never yet forgot a name.

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I'm sorry. With me, it's usually the other way
round, but this time, you'll have to forgive me.

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Oh, you wouldn't remember me.
I was parlour maid up the manor,

136
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when that lady's emeralds were taken -
the time Sir Henry got married.

137
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By Jove! That's quite a time ago.

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You were the gentleman had the fast motor.
Drove after Cranton.

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Perfectly correct. It didn't catch him, though.

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That was quite enough, my lord.
It brought Cranton to prison. And Geoff Deacon.

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- I managed to get the number of Cranton's car.
- (Sharply) That's what I mean.

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Astonishing coincidence. I had no idea.

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Jim, I think you'd better call Dr Baines.

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I will, Mr Venables. Don't you worry.
I'll go to the post office and knock up Miss Higgs.

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- I'm sure that's sensible.
- Are you staying long, my lord?

146
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No, no, no. Just for the night.

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Bunter and I are stranded wayfarers.
The Vicar's very kindly putting us up.

148
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Take good care of him, Mary, my dear.
It's the nursing that counts with this influenza.

149
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- Good night, Jim.
- Thank you, Vicar.

150
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And be sure to let me know
if there's anything I can do.

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Night, gentlemen.

152
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If you're going to the post office, you'd best go.

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Ah.

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The sooner the doctor gets here, the better.

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<i>Mary...</i>

156
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Is everything all right?
Between you and Will, I mean.

157
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All right? What do you mean?
Why shouldn't it be all right?

158
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In all these years, it's the first time
I've heard you say your husband's name.

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- Will's my husband.
- Will's your <i>second</i> husband.

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Geoff Deacon were first.

161
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Geoff Deacon's dead.

162
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That was a shock, like -

163
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seeing Lord Peter again.

164
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That brought it all back.

165
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(Tearfully) Wretched old business!

166
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,273
- Mary...
- There's only one man that I care about,

167
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and he's too ill for you to be stood there gabbing.

168
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Now, will you go and get the doctor?

169
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(Will groans)

170
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I remember Deacon breaking out of Maidstone
and killing that warder.

171
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It was in all the papers when I was in hospital.

172
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There was quite a manhunt on at the time.
Looked as though he'd got clean away.

173
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Then erm...I believe a body was found.

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Two years later.

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In Kent.

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Some schoolboys exploring a dene hole.

177
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They found a skeleton,
still wearing remnants of convict clothing.

178
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The police were quite satisfied it was Deacon.

179
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,516
That meant Mary was free to marry Will Thoday.

180
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It was 1920. It was the year we moved here.

181
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The very first ceremony that Theodore
ever performed in Fenchurch St Paul.

182
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,955
It can't have been at all easy for the poor girl,

183
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what with the theft,
and then Deacon being sent to prison.

184
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Not much fun, I don't suppose, in a small village,
being married to a convicted criminal.

185
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Naturally, what we know is mostly
at second hand. There was a lot of gossip.

186
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It was hinted
that Mary had helped Deacon in the theft.

187
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All complete nonsense, of course.
She's a most respectable girl.

188
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Her only mistake
was falling in love with him in the first place.

189
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Deacon was a very personable young man.
I remember that quite clearly.

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- And pulled a very good rope, what's more.
- Pardon?

191
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,597
I remember
Hezekiah Lavender used to say that he, Deacon,

192
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was the quickest chap
at learning the Kent Treble Bob he'd ever met.

193
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Oh, I see! You could do with him <i>tonight,</i>
then, Padre - what?

194
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Oh, indeed, indeed.

195
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Well, you'll have to excuse me, Lord Peter.

196
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I must go and break the news to the lads.

197
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They'll be bitterly disappointed. I am myself.

198
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,357
It means we shall be reduced to ringing minor.

199
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,551
Look...I've been thinking about this, Padre.

200
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- Forgive me. About what?
- About tonight's peal.

201
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I used to pull quite a pretty rope, myself.

202
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,071
<i>You</i> did, Lord Peter?

203
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,032
Well, not wishing to boast and all that,
don't you know?

204
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,669
- Not Treble Bob?
- Treble Bob. Mind you, it's a long time...

205
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It'll come back to you.
Half an hour with the handbells.

206
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,957
Oh, no, Theodore.
Lord Peter has had a tiring enough day...

207
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,355
No, look, look. It was <i>my</i> suggestion.

208
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If I can get a few hours' sleep before midnight,
I'll pull bells like billyo.

209
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:49,556
Oh, but you shall! How splendid!
I must tell Hezekiah at once.

210
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He can call the lads together
for a practice ring on the handbells.

211
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,591
You know, I cannot get over
the amazing coincidence of your arrival here.

212
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It's as though heaven itself
had intervened on our behalf!

213
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I can't tell you how grateful I am!
You can't guess what it means to him.

214
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,117
Well, I just hope I can get through
without making a hash of things.

215
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,549
Oh, I'm sure you'll manage very well.

216
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:19,230
Tell me, Mrs Venables - how are the Thorpes?
Are they still living here?

217
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,909
Oh, yes, but I'm afraid
things aren't at all easy for them.

218
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All that money gone,

219
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and then Sir Henry getting so badly wounded
during the fighting in the salient.

220
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He still has to use a wheelchair, you know.

221
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,558
Oh, I say, I <i>am</i> sorry.
I had no idea it was as bad as that.

222
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,512
- And now Lady Thorpe's very unwell.
- What, flu?

223
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,835
Yes. Such a pretty woman...

224
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,269
though not, I think, particularly strong.

225
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,635
Must be a very anxious time for them.

226
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,312
You really must stop worrying, Sir Henry.

227
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,920
Lady Thorpe
is going to be as right as rain in no time.

228
00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:00,238
(Sharply) Yes! Yes.
Get me another whisky, Mrs Gates.

229
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,477
- Do you think you really ought to?
- Yes, I do.

230
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,352
A large one.

231
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,229
Yes, and not too much soda.

232
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,795
I'm not at all sure that Dr Baines would approve.

233
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,799
(Sighs) Well, ask him, if you want to. Here he is.

234
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,796
You know I was only teasing.

235
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,515
Mrs Gates,
I want you to go and sit with Lady Thorpe.

236
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,596
Yes, yes, of course, Doctor.

237
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,277
I can't stand that woman.

238
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,915
No, neither can I.
However, things being what they are,

239
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,748
we learn to be grateful, my dear Alec,
even for the Mrs Gates of life.

240
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,270
- Cannae be very easy for you, though.
- No, and nor for Mrs Gates.

241
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,197
Let's not forget <i>that.</i>

242
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:58,995
I mean to say - do you remember the staff
this house carried in the old days?

243
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:03,113
My good heavens. With the under-gardeners,
it was up to 14 at one time.

244
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,310
Now she manages almost alone.

245
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,635
Is it any wonder the garden's a wilderness?

246
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,992
Aye, well, you'd best get young Hilary
a pair of secateurs for Christmas.

247
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,952
- Yeah, poor darling.
- What? Is she ailing?

248
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,592
- No, no.
- Now...

249
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,679
- Yes, I know. I know.
- I brought the child into the world, remember.

250
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,597
There's spirit there.

251
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,474
The fact remains she is an only child, Alec.
We are all she's got.

252
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,590
And resilience she's got.

253
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,677
Well, I can't help wishing I had more to leave her.

254
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,632
Ah, bosh, man.
Your father left <i>you</i> precious little.

255
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,070
My father had nothing to leave,
after what happened at my wedding.

256
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,519
Aye.

257
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,518
Aye, one forgets with the years.

258
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,915
<i>Yeah, �60,000, that cost him.</i>

259
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,075
That was the value of the stolen emeralds,

260
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,237
and he insisted
on paying Lady Wilbraham every penny.

261
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,111
But you know the story by heart.

262
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,197
And I still say that was carrying chivalry too far.

263
00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,550
Chivalry, Alec? Honesty, if you must.

264
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,034
Dignity, I think, is nearer the mark.

265
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,390
A noble sentiment, Henry. Neatly phrased.

266
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:11,912
But, define it how you will, I still maintain some
of the blame should have been laid at her door.

267
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:18,074
I mean, to hide a valuable necklace like that
under the bed in a...

268
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,395
Yes, yes, yes. Well, in any case, it's...

269
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,032
What about Isabel?

270
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,395
I've known you too long
to beat about the bush.

271
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,670
She's bad. Damn bad.

272
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,836
- There's pneumonia now...
(Door opens)

273
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,629
<i>- Hilary, dear. Hello.</i>
- Dr Baines.

274
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,154
I heard you leave Mummy's room. How is she?

275
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,668
Not very well, I'm afraid.

276
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,678
(Telephone rings)

277
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,995
I daren't risk moving her to hospital.

278
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,600
I'll ring Leamholt,
ask them to send round a nurse.

279
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,108
You don't think she has much chance?

280
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,151
She has a <i>chance...</i>

281
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,198
That was Miss Higgs from the post office.

282
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,879
Will Thoday's got it now.

283
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,036
I'll look in there on my way back.

284
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,512
Poor old darling.

285
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,994
What a rotten New Year.

286
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,751
WIMSEY: I said I remembered.

287
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,716
That's not true.

288
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,433
I'd forgotten how beautiful it was.

289
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,751
"He rode upon the cherubims and did fly.

290
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,999
He came flying upon the wings of the wind."

291
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,637
I'm... I'm sorry...

292
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,391
Who is this bloke that's gonna...

293
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,431
Oh, <i>I</i> don't know nothing of him.

294
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,397
Here comes the Reverend now.

295
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,991
Ah, here you all are! Splendid.

296
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,160
Now, this is Lord Peter Wimsey,

297
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,112
sent to us by Providence, as you might say.

298
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,310
Now, let me introduce you all.

299
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:31,717
Hezekiah Lavender.
He has pulled Tailor Paul for 60 years.

300
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,115
- Hello.
- Ezra Wilderspin.

301
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,957
Of course, Ezra Wilderspin you know.

302
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,639
- Yes, yes.
- Our biggest man pulls the smallest bell.

303
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,035
But that's often the way of things, isn't it?

304
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,798
- Jack Godfrey.
- Hello.

305
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,638
Jack has the honour of ringing our oldest bell.

306
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,592
Batty Thomas - cast in 1338.

307
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,473
- I say!
- Mr Donnington.

308
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,556
He takes charge of number six.

309
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,160
Joe Hinkin, my gardener - number five.

310
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,431
- How do you do?
- Harry Gotobed - number four.

311
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:03,109
Our sexton, incidentally.
Rather a good name for a sexton!

312
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,869
- (Laughter)
- And Walter Pratt, our youngest recruit.

313
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,036
- Hello, Wally.
- He takes number three.

314
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,435
Well, that's all of us, I think.

315
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,517
You, Lord Peter, will take number two,
poor Will Thoday's bell.

316
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,120
- Oh, righty-ho.
- Now, the object of this practice

317
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,197
is to let Lord Peter
have a chance of getting his hand in again.

318
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,879
30 minutes, I think, should be quite sufficient.

319
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,150
So, er...Hezekiah...

320
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,195
Right, boys. Now...

321
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:46,156
If you be ready, we'll ring a little touch of 96,
just to put this gentleman in the way of it.

322
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:52,229
And remember, my lord: you start
by making the first snap and lead with the treble.

323
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,910
Then you go into the slow hunt,
till she comes down to snap with you again.

324
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,396
- And after that I make the thirds and fourths?
- That's right, my lord.

325
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,830
Then it's three steps forward, one step back,

326
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,871
till you lie at the blows behind.

327
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,194
Right.

328
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,071
Well, carry on, Sergeant-Major.

329
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,873
Ready, boys? Go.

330
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,799
- Treble's going, treble's gone.
(Ringing starts)

331
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,398
Church... I must go down to the church.

332
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,317
- Take it easy, Will.
- The Vicar's...

333
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,113
You're not doing any ringing tonight.

334
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,594
- I must get down to the church.
- Ah, shhh, shhh.

335
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:32,753
On and on about the blessed ringing.
Reckons he's let the Vicar down or something.

336
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,598
That's fair preying on his mind, Doctor.

337
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,915
Mr Venables is a very understanding man.

338
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,998
Try and get it into his head
there's nothing to fret about.

339
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,713
- We'll try.
- Keep him well covered, meantime.

340
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,716
The more he sweats, the better.

341
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,752
And a tablespoon of this every four hours.

342
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,791
It'll help bring the fever down.

343
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,394
Bad luck, this happening on your leave, Jim.

344
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,431
Just so long as he gets better.

345
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,550
Do what I said. I'll look in tomorrow.

346
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,312
(Ringing finishes)

347
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,397
Well rung, every one of you!

348
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,352
Hezekiah, I think our new recruit will do us credit.

349
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,630
Aye, he'll keep his place, all right.

350
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,593
And after tonight,
we shall hope to be able to put up a new tablet.

351
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,154
Well, I only hope I don't do anything to prevent it.

352
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,071
Now, then, where's this bell of mine?

353
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,758
Ah.

354
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,268
- We'd better let you get the feel of it.
- Here, my lord.

355
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,039
Better adjust them tuckings for His Lordship.

356
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,390
Let him <i>raise</i> her first...
unless you'd like me to raise her for you.

357
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,476
(Chuckles) Not on your life.

358
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,193
It's a poor ringer that can't raise his own bell.

359
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,872
(Bell ringing repeatedly)

360
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,231
(Ringing continues)

361
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,116
Splendid, Lord Peter.

362
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,436
Right, boys. Now, listen. All of you.

363
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,555
You comes here sharp at a quarter to eleven.
See?

364
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,670
And you rings as usual for service.

365
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,200
<i>After Vicar's finished his sermon,</i>

366
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,314
then you comes up here again,
quiet and decent, like, and takes your places.

367
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,000
<i>Then, when they're a-singing their hymn,</i>

368
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:38,591
I ring the Nine Tailors and the half-minute
passing stroke for old year, see?

369
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,874
<i>Then you waits for the clock to strike.</i>

370
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,959
And when her's finished striking, I says, "Go."

371
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,391
<i>And mind as you're ready to go.</i>

372
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,271
(Bell chiming)

373
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,431
(Chiming continues)

374
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,914
That's the Nine Tailors they're ringing.

375
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,475
Yeah. The death of the old year.

376
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,112
(Will breathes raspingly)

377
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,318
(Chiming continues)

378
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,351
Or the death of a <i>man.</i>

379
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,551
(Clock chiming)

380
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,431
(12 chimes begin)

381
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,871
(Clock chimes continue)

382
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,032
(12th chime)

383
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,034
Right, boys? Go.

384
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,197
Treble's going, treble's gone.

385
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,198
(Bells chiming descending notes)

386
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,631
<i>Go, Kent Treble Bob!</i>

387
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,511
(Chiming continues)

388
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,117
Come in.

389
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,236
Ah, Mr Bunter. Is everything all right?

390
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,829
Yes, madam. I have the beer
and the nine tankards prepared.

391
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,672
May I take this opportunity of wishing you
a very happy and prosperous New Year?

392
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,393
Thank you, Mr Bunter. And I wish you the same.

393
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,275
Well, they seem to have made a good start.

394
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,551
Yes, indeed. A very cheerful sound.

395
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,990
To tell you the truth,
I've never really cared for bell music.

396
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,951
It's too clamorous for me.

397
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,514
I should never dare to say so to my husband.

398
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,551
He's quite passionate about it.

399
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,670
I shall respect your confidence, madam.

400
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,156
I'm sure. Now, let me fetch my coat,
and I'll take you over to the church.

401
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,113
There's really no need, you know.
It's very cold outside. I can find my own way.

402
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,196
Oh, it's no trouble. I'm going, anyway.

403
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,312
Mr Venables
always expects me to put in an appearance.

404
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,631
(Chiming continues)

405
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,391
Thank you, Bunter.

406
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,950
- Not too exhausted?
- Oh, good Lord, no! No.

407
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,275
No, just feeling a bit thirsty.

408
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,153
This goes down a treat.
How does it sound outside?

409
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,433
Oh, beautiful. Surprising
how soft and mellow it sounds in here.

410
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,155
But of course, there's another floor
between us and the bell chamber.

411
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,350
Erm...look, I say...

412
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,597
No shirking or anything,
but do you think he'd mind frightfully

413
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,279
if I popped downstairs and listened to it outside?

414
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,790
Oh, no, of course not. He loves it.
Don't be too long.

415
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,831
No. (Chuckles)

416
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,271
(Chiming continues)

417
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,712
<i>I'll take over now, Mary.</i>

418
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,271
You go get some sleep.

419
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,992
- When's he due for his next medicine?
- Four o'clock.

420
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,191
(Chiming continues)

421
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,231
WILL: <i>Them bells...</i>

422
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,875
They... They've got to stop ringing them bells.

423
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,911
Steady, Will, lad. Take it easy.

424
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,708
I ought to go down to the church...

425
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,228
There, there, there...

426
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,310
They've got to stop ringing them bells!

427
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,558
They... They... They've got to stop...
stop ringing...

428
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,591
That's better, now.

429
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,831
JIM: <i>Yes, they'll stop soon.</i>

430
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,073
- Jim...
- What is it, girl?

431
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,991
It's money, Jim. Look.

432
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,073
I've never seen so much money in my life.

433
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,271
(Chiming continues)

434
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,474
Stand next time.

435
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,712
(Ringing stops)

436
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,432
<i>Very good.</i>

437
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,235
Magnificent! You've done it, lads,
and it couldn't have been better done.

438
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,829
It weren't bad. We done it!

439
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,598
(Laughter)

440
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,756
Well done, Wally!

441
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,917
You can call yourself a real ringer now.

442
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,317
And you, Lord Peter - we owe you
a great debt of gratitude. Every one of us.

443
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,351
(Murmurs of congratulations)

444
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,080
Perhaps now I can get your old car repaired,
my lord.

445
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,874
- Oh, take at least ten minutes' rest, old chap!
- (Laughter)

446
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,639
We shall be able to put up that new tablet now,
lads - what?

447
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,672
- (Murmurs of approval)
- Yes, but first things first,

448
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,597
and I think breakfast.

449
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,269
- Delicious thought.
- It's all waiting for us at the rectory.

450
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,756
Come along, then.
Sausages, bacon, hot coffee...

451
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,069
If that's Batty Thomas you're looking for,
you'll find him up the loft!

452
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,477
No, I...
I appear to have mislaid my keys to the belfry.

453
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,398
Oh, well, never mind.
Jack, you've got the other set.

454
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,396
- Aye, Vicar.
<i>- Are you all ready?</i>

455
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,635
Personally, I've never felt readier.

456
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,593
- Agnes, my dear. What...?
- A message from the Manor House, Theodore.

457
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,835
It's Lady Thorpe. She...

458
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,793
Sir Henry is anxious
that she should receive the sacrament.

459
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,836
(Door opens)

460
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,991
BAINES: <i>Oh, you're too late.</i>

461
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,270
I gathered as much from Mrs Gates.

462
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,709
It was very sudden. Not ten minutes ago.

463
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,231
She died peacefully.

464
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,271
God rest her soul.

465
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,958
She was a good woman.

466
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,468
Aye, you can say that again.

467
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,910
It's her that's kept poor Henry going
all these years, not my medicine.

468
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,951
She and young Hilary.

469
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,634
- How is he?
- Shocked, I'm afraid.

470
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,309
Oh, I've given him a strong sedative.
He ought to sleep for a few hours.

471
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,432
- And Hilary?
- Very composed.

472
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,631
Too composed by half. It'll hit her later, no doubt.

473
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,949
BUNTER: It does, as you say, my lord,
afford a desolate aspect.

474
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,118
WIMSEY: (Chuckles) You should see it
when the floods are out, old lad.

475
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,033
All this higher ground, you see,
is cross-dyked and drained,

476
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,356
and the drain water is fed into the river.

477
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,476
Well, Mr Venables did try to explain.

478
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,593
The waters meet at different levels - does it not?

479
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,154
Hence the need for this - Van Leyden's Sluice.

480
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,516
You see, if it wasn't for those,
the river being tidal,

481
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,599
the drain water would run back
and flood the whole bally area.

482
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,155
BUNTER: That accounts for his concern...
(Church bell chiming)

483
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,951
(Chiming continues)

484
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,311
Six.

485
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,794
Six Tailors for the death of a woman.

486
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,638
Lady Thorpe? Rest her soul.

487
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,711
As you say.

488
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,711
Time we were moving on, Bunter.

489
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,554
I think this is one New Year
Your Lordship is not likely to forget.

490
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,591
For more reasons than one, old lad.

491
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,916
<i>We appear to have some company, my lord.</i>

492
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,155
WIMSEY:
<i>Oh, good egg. Let's wave our hats.</i>

493
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,998
I'm all for scattering sunshine as we pass.

494
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,669
Morning. Happy New Year to you.

495
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,517
Excuse me for stopping you, sir.

496
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,437
Am I right for Fenchurch St Paul?

497
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,119
Quite right.
Straight on, till you come to the bridge.

498
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,674
Cross over, turn left, until you reach a signpost.

499
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:12,918
- About how far, sir?
- Er...ooh, about five miles.

500
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,520
You've got a cold walk, I'm afraid.

501
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,199
Yes, sir. Not a very nice part of the country.

502
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,754
(Chuckles) No, no. No, indeed, no.

503
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,716
- Like a fag?
- Yes, please, sir.

504
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,353
Here we are. Look...have a handful.

505
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,630
Thank you very much.

506
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,750
There we are.

507
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,394
You er...don't belong to these parts?

508
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,793
No, sir.

509
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,717
- Looking for work?
- Yes, sir.

510
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,116
- Labourer?
<i>- No, sir. Motor mechanic.</i>

511
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,833
I see. Well, good luck to ye.

512
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,553
Thank you. Good day to you, sir.

513
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,591
Toodle-oo.

514
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,231
(Engine starts)

515
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,709
Motor mechanic, my lord?

516
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,274
Possibly, Bunter, but not recently, I think.

517
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,395
Hard labour's more about the size of it.

518
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,190
The daffs are fantastic this year.

519
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,834
I've got practically a carload
to take to the church.

520
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,711
- Hilary, my dear...
- Yes?

521
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,751
Come here a minute.

522
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,832
It was a lovely day.
I don't want to cast a blight on Easter...

523
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,236
- Well, then, don't.
- But there is something that I must say.

524
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,555
Now, if I should go west this time...

525
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,195
- Oh, darling...
- We must face the facts.

526
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,390
Is that why you...

527
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,590
- Why I what?
- Nothing.

528
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,757
Please... please.

529
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,749
It's three months since Mummy was buried.

530
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,752
There's still no headstone on the grave, and I...
Oh, Daddy...

531
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,758
Let's be sensible, now.

532
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,110
When I do go,
I'm afraid I'm going to leave you pretty badly off.

533
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,755
Don't talk such rot. Please.

534
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,995
You're not going west, and even if you did...

535
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,999
Oh, there'll be enough to send you to Oxford.
Girls don't seem to cost much there.

536
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,913
And I'm bound to get a scholarship, anyway.

537
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,155
Miss Bowler says.

538
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,351
Then, when I've taken my degree,
I'm going to be a writer, so...

539
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,277
Oh, what are you going to write? Poetry?

540
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,118
No. Bestsellers.

541
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,869
Not just bosh, but stuff like The Constant Nymph.

542
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,831
Miss Bowler says I have heaps of talent.

543
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,190
I'm delighted to hear it.
Nevertheless, we must face the facts...

544
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:44,438
Golly! Look at the time.
I'll miss my date if I don't hurry.

545
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,189
I'll be back in time for tea.
Just try and be good while I'm gone.

546
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,435
I'll try.

547
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,118
Bye, Daddy.

548
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,271
(Door closes)

549
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,077
- Hello, Mrs Venables.
- Oh, they're glorious. Do thank your father.

550
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,031
Yes, of course. Is Jack Godfrey here?

551
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,116
Yes, he's in the tower, greasing the bells.

552
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,879
Super. He said he would be.
I'm going up to have a look.

553
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,911
Do mind those dreadful stairs.

554
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,431
(Approaching footsteps)

555
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,600
- Hello, Mr Godfrey.
- Hello, Miss Hilary.

556
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,315
Can I pop up and have a look?
I've never seen any of them really close to.

557
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,430
(Chuckles) All right.

558
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,994
Wait a minute.

559
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,395
Now, up you come.

560
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,431
That's it.

561
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,317
Steady on.

562
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,555
There we are.

563
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,989
- This is Tailor Paul?
- That's right, miss.

564
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,679
- Isn't she a monster?
- Aye, pretty fair.

565
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,676
She's done her bit in her time.

566
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,518
Mr Venables told me there was an inscription.

567
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,995
Oh, here it is.

568
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:10,716
"Nine tailors make a man. In Christ...

569
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,113
..is death at end in Adam yet began.

570
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,151
1614."

571
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,959
I find that rather a complicated sentiment.

572
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,991
But I don't suppose it was to <i>them.</i>

573
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,559
- Which are the others?
- Well...

574
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:33,993
Gaude, Sabaoth, John, Jericho,

575
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,679
Jubilee,

576
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,188
and Dimity.

577
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:43,233
And this here is Batty Thomas -

578
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,271
what Abbot Thomas once put up.

579
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,676
No, don't come no closer, miss.
No, she's an unlucky bell.

580
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,837
She have her fancies,
and I wouldn't care to risk it.

581
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,711
What <i>do</i> you mean?

582
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,751
Well, you see, she's my <i>own</i> bell.

583
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,394
I've rung her close on 15 year.

584
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,911
She's no quarrel with me,
but she <i>have</i> killed two men in her time.

585
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,679
She come down on the head
of one of Cromwell's soldiers.

586
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,109
And then there was a lad in the old rector's time.

587
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,869
Well, he tried to raise her,
and he got himself hanged in the rope.

588
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,036
So, if you don't mind, miss,

589
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,674
I don't fear to take no chances
with Batty Thomas.

590
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,997
All right, Mr Godfrey.
If she's a killer, she's all yours.

591
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,272
- Mr Godfrey...
<i>- What is it, Miss Hilary?</i>

592
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,039
I've found something funny. Come and see.

593
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,230
<i>Hold on a minute. I'm right with you.</i>

594
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,919
"I thought to see the fairies in the fields,

595
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,679
but I saw only the elephants
with their black backs."

596
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,109
- Eh?
- I found this on the floor.

597
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,799
It's absolutely loony.

598
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,876
"The elves danced all around..."

599
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,595
GODFREY: "..while I heard voices calling clearly.

600
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:19,430
I tried to see, but no blind eye of mortal

601
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,471
was permitted to spy them."

602
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,355
Do you think it could be Potty Peake?

603
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,709
What's this 'ere Erebus mean?

604
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,228
I think it's kind of an old name for hell.

605
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,077
Well, Potty ain't no scholar.

606
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:37,033
He wouldn't know names like that,
and he couldn't write so pretty, neither.

607
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,753
But...that's <i>mad</i> enough for him.

608
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,950
- Jolly weird, isn't it?
- Yeah, that is.

609
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,356
- Quite creepy.
AGNES: <i>Hilary? Hilary, dear, come quickly!</i>

610
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,910
Sir Henry Thorpe, Bunter -

611
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,951
he's dead.

612
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,879
"After a long illness.
At the Manor House, Fenchurch St Paul."

613
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,911
I am sorry, my lord.

614
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,195
Will you be attending the funeral?

615
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:10,232
Well, I deputised for my brother at his wedding,
20 years ago,

616
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,510
but I haven't seen the fella since.

617
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,755
To turn up now at his funeral...

618
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,758
Not quite the thing, I think, Bunter.

619
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,110
Aye, it's always the same, Wally.

620
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,389
When a man wants to be buried with his wife,

621
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,715
you can't do a decent job.

622
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,035
<i>- (Chuckles)</i>
- If I'd had my way,

623
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,071
I'd have dug a new grave alongside.

624
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,796
This way, it doesn't give a chap a chance
for measuring and shaping up.

625
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,589
Still, there it is.

626
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,757
It was Sir Henry's last wish - so Vicar said.

627
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,869
(Thud)

628
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,237
Oh, my good Lord!

629
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,157
<i>What is it, Wally?</i>

630
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,316
<i>I don't know.</i>

631
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,239
But it didn't ought to be there, Mr Gotobed.
Something horrid.

632
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,794
<i>Yeah...</i>

633
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,957
You're right, boy. It didn't ought to.

634
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,874
- You rang, my lord?
- I certainly did, Bunter.

635
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,117
Pack our bags and cancel my engagements.
We're going to an inquest.

636
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,709
Certainly, my lord. May I enquire where?

637
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,991
Well, Fenchurch St Paul, of course. Where else?

638
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,190
"Wally," I says.

639
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,276
"That's a sleeve.

640
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,959
And what's more, there's an arm inside it."

641
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,072
<i>So, we gets to shovelling away again,</i>

642
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,759
<i>going very careful.</i>

643
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,156
<i>And after a while, we sees a leg.</i>

644
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,910
So, I tells him to get rid of the shovel
and use his hands.

645
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,514
He says he doesn't like to.

646
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,790
But I told him not to be a fool...

647
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,752
..cos he can always wash his hands
when he's done.

648
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,153
(Chuckling)

649
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,509
So, we clears away...

650
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,551
very careful.

651
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,358
And then at last we sees him plain.

652
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,436
What precisely did you see?

653
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,391
A man's corpus.

654
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,396
Go on.

655
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:36,230
Well, he were wearing
an ordinary suit of clothes,

656
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,512
and it looked to me as though
he'd been a-lying there a goodish while.

657
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,949
<i>Did you notice anything else, Harry?</i>

658
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,436
Yes. He... He ain't got no hands.

659
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,755
<i>And his face...</i>

660
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,995
<i>Well, it's my belief his own mother wouldn't...</i>

661
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,157
But you can't say for certain
you recognised the deceased?

662
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,272
If I did, I should be telling a lie.

663
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,876
But it's a fact: he ain't unlike the chap that come
to me New Year's Day, looking for a job.

664
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,598
Said he was a motor mechanic, out of work.

665
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,870
<i>I give him a trial, and he done his work well...</i>

666
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,512
..for three days.

667
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,109
- Where was he living during this time?
- <i>My house.</i>

668
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,472
And all of a sudden, off he goes in the middle
of the night. Never seen him no more.

669
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,676
<i>- What day was that?</i>
- Same day as they buried Her Ladyship.

670
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,188
Saturday, 4th January.

671
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,629
Hm. What was the name of this man?

672
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,716
Called himself Stephen Driver.

673
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,589
Is there anything more
you can tell us about this man?

674
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,358
I don't know as there is, sir.

675
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,356
Ezra, don't you remember?

676
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,632
What about all them funny questions
you told me he asked you?

677
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,556
Oh, arr.

678
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,670
I was clean forgetting.

679
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,679
Yeah. He said he hadn't ever been
to this here village before,

680
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,597
but he knew a friend as had.

681
00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:00,236
And this friend told him
to ask after a Mr Thomas and a Mr Paul.

682
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:05,832
Said Mr Thomas wasn't quite right in the head,
and Mr Paul was a tailor or something like that.

683
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,429
Well, it come to me straightaway.
I said, "They're having a game with you.

684
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,119
They ain't men's names.
They're bells in the church.

685
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,071
Batty Thomas, Tailor Paul."

686
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,755
After that, he asked a sight of questions.
Did the bells have writing on them? And so on.

687
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,998
I said, well, some of them did,
but if he wanted to know more, to ask the Vicar...

688
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,316
Did this man Stephen Driver
ask you about the bells, Mr Venables?

689
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,999
- On no occasion.
- Did you meet him?

690
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,600
I think I saw him once, at the forge.

691
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:37,872
I was delivering the parish magazine.
But I didn't speak to him.

692
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:42,755
I see. Now, your own keys of the church -
they're always in your possession?

693
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,234
Well, erm...yes...

694
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,271
You seem not quite certain.

695
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,709
Well, it's merely that I'm very absent-minded.

696
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,638
I do mislay things from time to time.

697
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,513
- Have you ever mislaid the keys?
- Yes.

698
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,109
I did at New Year. I remember very clearly.

699
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,233
We had just rung
15,840 Kent Treble Bob Majors.

700
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,271
Nine hours' ringing.

701
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,916
And I realised it
when I wanted to lock up the belfry.

702
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,155
But as Jack Godfrey had the other set,

703
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,316
I didn't really bother.

704
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,113
But you found them,
your own keys, subsequently?

705
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,435
Well, <i>I</i> did not, but Emily did.

706
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,835
She's our maid.

707
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,996
They were on the shelf in our scullery.

708
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,517
The deceased
was wearing a suit of navy-blue serge.

709
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,155
It was of poor quality and much deteriorated
from its burial in the earth.

710
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,191
On the other hand, sir, it wasn't old.

711
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,117
Could you say where it was purchased?

712
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,789
Yes, sir. Max Brothers of London,
a big firm of cheap outfitters.

713
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,149
I've been onto them, but they weren't much help.

714
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,636
They sell hundreds of suits like this.
Same goes for the shirt and tie.

715
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,558
<i>- Anything else?</i>
- Er...the deceased was also wearing

716
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,717
a pair of working men's boots, almost new.

717
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,830
And this may strike you as curious.

718
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,998
The vest and the underpants -
well, they were very worn and darned.

719
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,396
But the labels were still on them -
they were manufactured in France.

720
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,710
You examined the body of the deceased
and made an autopsy.

721
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,228
What were your findings, Dr Baines?

722
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,953
I should judge the subject to be...

723
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,470
an Englishman between 45 and 50.

724
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,229
He appears to have been well nourished,
healthy.

725
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,990
The extent of decomposition suggests
that the body had been lying in the grave

726
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,315
between three and four months.

727
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:31,153
<i>The internal organs and soft tissue generally</i>

728
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,475
were fairly well preserved.

729
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,274
I could discover no signs of any external injury,

730
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,118
except upon the head, arms,

731
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,913
<i>wrists and ankles.</i>

732
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,114
<i>The...face appeared to have been battered in</i>
<i>with some blunt instrument,</i>

733
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,879
with the result that the whole of the anterior -

734
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,037
that is, the front portion of the skull -

735
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,435
had been reduced to splinters.

736
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,836
I could form no exact estimate
of the number of blows,

737
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,475
but they must have been numerous and heavy.

738
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,158
Er...on opening the abdomen...

739
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,636
One moment, Doctor.
I take it that we may assume

740
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,114
the deceased died
in consequence of these blows.

741
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:15,915
No. No, I do not think
they were the cause of death.

742
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,077
- Why do you say that?
- Because, to the best of my knowledge,

743
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,350
all the blows were inflicted <i>after</i> death.

744
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,710
<i>The hands also were removed after death,</i>

745
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,673
<i>apparently, with a short, heavy knife -
<i>probably a jackknife.</i>

746
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:32,918
CORONER: <i>Why on earth should anybody</i>
<i>inflict such severe injuries on a dead body?</i>

747
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,793
That is outside <i>my</i> province.
I'm not a specialist in lunacy.

748
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,035
No, quite so. Quite so.

749
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,039
Well, in your opinion, Doctor,
what <i>was</i> the cause of death?

750
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,230
I do not know.

751
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,840
On opening the abdomen...

752
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:52,193
the stomach showed no signs of any disease
or injury by poison.

753
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,470
<i>I did, however, remove certain organs,</i>

754
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,035
and these I sent on to Sir James Lubbock
for expert examination.

755
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,390
I hope to receive his report
in about ten days' time.

756
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,238
You spoke of injuries to the arms and ankles.

757
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:09,559
The skin round the ankles
seemed to be very much broken and abraded,

758
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,672
as if they had been tightly bound
with a cord or rope.

759
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,672
<i>The arms bore similar injuries above the elbows.</i>

760
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,996
<i>These injuries</i>
<i>were undoubtedly inflicted before death.</i>

761
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,033
CORONER: <i>You are suggesting that someone</i>
<i>tied up the deceased and then, by some means,</i>

762
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,957
<i>brought about his death?</i>

763
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,596
He was certainly tied up before death.
I won't go further than that.

764
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,835
Thank you very much, Dr Baines.

765
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,395
<i>Well, under the circumstances,</i>
<i>Superintendent Blundell,</i>

766
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,911
<i>I think we will adjourn this inquest for a fortnight.</i>

767
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,430
That will give you a chance
to continue with your investigations,

768
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,950
and by then we shall have received
Sir James Lubbock's report.

769
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,956
- Does that suit you?
- Yes, sir...

770
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,797
<i>Oh, one further point.</i>

771
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,389
Is there any reason
to delay the burial of this unfortunate man?

772
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,953
None, sir. The sooner the better.

773
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,755
A beautiful case. Quite charming.
I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

774
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,791
Uncommonly good of you to tell me about it.

775
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:08,470
It was uncommonly <i>foolish</i> of me not to know
of your reputation as a detective, Lord Peter.

776
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,318
I only heard about it after you had left us,
quite by chance,

777
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,476
and when I told the Superintendent...

778
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,476
And you don't mind me sticking my nose in?

779
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:20,036
Oh, quite the contrary, my lord.
I know all about you from Chief Inspector Parker.

780
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,071
- Cheers.
- Good health.

781
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,071
Well, let's sit down.

782
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,509
- Thank you.
- Now, my lord...

783
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,916
Tell me all about this fellow
you met on the road on New Year's Day.

784
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,316
He's the chappie Ezra Wilderspin took on.
No doubt about it.

785
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,635
Could <i>that</i> be the chap?

786
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,597
- Yes, it could. Quite easily.
- Nobby Cranton.

787
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,189
Cranton?
Do you mean the Wilbraham emeralds?

788
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,515
Mm-hm. He came out of prison
at the end of summer.

789
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,233
Just done four years for receiving stolen goods.

790
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,556
Failed to report in September,
and we haven't seen him since.

791
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,751
Taking a recuperative holiday abroad, perhaps.

792
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,916
France can be most pleasant in September.

793
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:02,679
At the moment, my lord,
that is mere speculation.

794
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,995
As you say, Superintendent.

795
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,190
What we now know is that, by December,

796
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:10,949
friend Cranton
was back here in Fenchurch St Paul.

797
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,797
Looking for the emeralds?

798
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,796
<i>Why not? They've never been discovered.</i>

799
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,308
Loud cheers! I'm all in favour of a treasure hunt.

800
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,828
So, you think that the body was that of Cranton?

801
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,632
Could be, Mr Venables.

802
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,275
And if it was,
and if somebody thought it worthwhile to kill him,

803
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,595
smash him up, bury him,

804
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,349
<i>and</i> cut off his hands,
where he keeps his fingerprints...

805
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,312
there is somebody in this village
who knows something.

806
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,555
Dear me!

807
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,591
What a very distressing thought!


